Remember when you gave an FU to your dick, good times.
I'm here for you old pal, boy the misadventures of alkey and his penis, the good old days.
how are the hamsters doin
Maybe that's the problem...
My penis needs to take an adventure.
I say you get your penis back from silera and take a trip, maybe she'll even give you your balls too.
Quote:how are the hamsters doin
My mom says they're sleeping in the backyard.
I think he's slowly finding it, remember when everyone signed alkeys shirt at Hooters? Fun times, I dotted the I on the base of his spine as hard as I could, then he was all like "there ain't no I in gonzostyle". I said "I know" and giggled like a school girl getting molested for the first time.
Yeah, then someone wrote "fuck me here" with an arrow pointing to my ass and I had to walk to my car drunk at 4 in the morning.
That was nice.
Quote:I say you get your penis back from silera and take a trip, maybe she'll even give you your balls too.
If you can open her mouth, more power to you.
You still on the "I fuck silera" deal? That was so oa.com ago, we all know dude.
Get your balls back and come play.
Ok I am sorry...
WOW DUDE, YOU FUCK SILERA, OMG I SAW HER WOWS, SHE IS SOOOOO HOT. THANKS FOR THE PICS, I HAVE TO CLEAN MY KEYBOARD NOW, LOLOLOLOLOLOL.
I MADE A MESS ON MY KEYBOARD!!!!
The old alkey would have had a whimsical retort.
I can't relate.
I don't masturbate.
