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But just for today...

Oooo. Look at me. I'm a pretty lady. :3:

are you a hot soccer mom or one of those fat, nasty moms?

Hey, boy... why don't you come over here with your big strong arms and open this jar for me?

i wanna be a mom too.

unfortunately you're a fat trucker named ralph.

VG, I'm hosting a tupperware party at my home tonight and I need someone to make the finger sandwiches. Please do attend. It would be lovely.

having boxed wine or wine coolers?

fat guys named ralph dont make finger sandwiches.

she doesnt make sandwiches. she drinks beer and farts.

:toast: :fart:

:loveya:

This is very crude and vulgar. Please... there are ladies around.

ladies shmadies.

you's a bitch.

:-o

you aint a bitch....you's a ho.

U.N.I.T.Y!

You fucking cunt! :35:

suck a dick bitch.

Love a good cat-fight.

Let's get it ON!!!!

whose bringing the special brownies? mokey:

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