Quote:I guess we should meet at Starbucks.
i got wireless at the theater so i stopped going to starbucks.
hmmmmm.......I'm fresh out of ideas.
I liked the email idea because it reduces my chances of getting killed, raped or maimed.
Quote:I liked the email idea because it reduces my chances of getting killed, raped or maimed.
you dont have to worry about any of those things. just be prepared for some sweet sweet lovin.
hey, if it lasts longer than 3 minutes it will beat my last sexual experience.
i am so your guy. i last a long time, and i can go more than once without losing it.
Here are my two major obstacles:
I have sworn off guys with girlfriends, and you're a Yankee fan.
Quote:Here are my two major obstacles:
I have sworn off guys with girlfriends, and you're a Yankee fan.
i just dumped her and i hate hate yanks. go mets!
Anyone else feeling a little queasy?
:rofl:
OMG you are so funny!
You've taken away all my excuses. I guess I have no choice but to sleep with you.
sweet!!
where and when? i am ready to go!
I can feel my lunch coming back up right about now
2 Tired or Weird
Which one is female?
Welcome to April Baker, I'm afraid your joke is firmly rooted in March
go play with your man boobs and dont worry about it. you dont have a chance with either one.
Ok cock smokers which one is named Beth and I can make out the last name?
go away baker . the closest you are gonna get to a woman is if you put a wig on your fist and have it give you taco flavored kisses.
now piss off, i'm pimping and you are blowing my rap.
(snapping back to reality)
OMG what happened? The last thing I remember is wandering in here to see a pic of penis. How did I get from there to agreeing to sleep with arpi? Did you slip me some spanish fly or something?