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<marquee><span style='font-size:57pt;line-height:100%'> ZING !!!!!! </marquee> </span>

the marquee zing made me laugh :thumbs-up:

but Monica does have a TV show..

how about Manon Rheaume? So close, but couldn't seal the deal..

Official Funny Grade : F+

She could have helped the Rangers this year :36:

Or Anna Kournikova. All show, no go. :14:

That's good!! Arpi is Anna. Damn Arpi..

buckner would have never beat mookie to first even if he did catch that grounder. i can give you several other reasons why you shouldnt blame buckner.

She's perfect to be Arpi. She also wants to be the center of attention. But she can't deliver shit. Yes from this day forward, Arpi is to be known as Anna Kournikova. Vocal, always in the spotlight (or behind it ), thinks she's great, hangs on Broadway, but in the end, history will never recognize her.

when galt is finished fucking his fatty, tell them to him

Galt's babe is only halfway through her dozen donuts. She won't fuck him until she finishes the dozen. And it's a bakers dozen to boot.



Edited By OAS on 1051115722

YOU GOT HIM BAD! :5:

don't worry.. she is almost done..

Is that Galt in the background getting ready for the reach around? He better watch out, she's still eating and might bite his hand off.

plaf and freddy revisited.....

I got totally nailed. I just can't combat these merciless attacks on my <s>rotund</s> morbidly obese girlfriend. Color me embarassed.

And by the by, this....

Quote:Habitual would suggest I lie all the time. An habitual liar is incapable of telling the truth, even if they wanted to.

Is the most inept definition of a word I've seen in ages. First off, habitual does not suggest than anyone lies all the time. It means it's a habit, thus the root of the fucking word. Since when does anyone's habit, like collecting stamps or fucking fat chicks occur ALL THE TIME? Second, I believe the phrase you meant was Pathological Liar, not habitual. Pathological liars can't help but lie, and they lie when they don't need to for no other reason than just to lie. However, who could possibly not the tell the truth even if they wanted to? Is that even humanly possible? Do you even think of the meaning of the words you type? So if I were to ask a habitual/pathological liar what the color of the sky was or what day it was and told them that if they got the correct answer, I would give them a billion dollars, they couldn't do it? Even if they wanted to? They just can't tell the truth?

It frightens me when a real life Jack Ryan-type CIA clandesine operative, the country's most decorated Vietnam Vet, and George Bush's most senior and most trusted advisor is an unfunny, unintelligent, lying joke of an lonely old man.

And Keyser is completely correct that the '86 debacle was not Buckner's fault. He was 3rd on the Scapegoat list behind two other shitbags named Calvin Schiraldi and Bob Stanley. Real baseball historians and Sox fans know this which is why Bill Buckner is still making money around here and Bob Stanley, despite being the Red Sox leader in career saves and a good player is now spreading mulch for a local landscaping company (swear to God!)



Edited By Galt on 1051118465

[butthead]Galt does fat chicks.. huh, huh,huh[/butthead]

Bravo Galt, I had the same thought after I entered my reply. That’s what I get for responding to Ar... I mean Anna's reply. You are vindicated. Someday I will really give more than a brain dead thought to what I reply to and how I reply to something on a message board. Really I will. I have come to the conclusion, thanks to your help, that may actually accomplish something in my life if I put the effort into trying to impress people on a message board instead of wasting my time doing all of these worthless things that I have done during my life. Thank you for pointing that out to me. Is a kiss in order to show my appreciation to you?

Oh and just for the record, never was in the Vietnam war, not the CIA (but your in the general geographic area), not Bush, I'm a democrat. And don't be to upset about the unfunny. In that line of work, there is little room for a sense of humor. I'm not claiming I'm in that line of work, but believe me, there is no room for teh funny in that line of work.



Edited By OAS on 1051119126

shamefully, though you jest, that is the most honest thing you've ever written.

Not about the kiss. Muuuuuwaaah

And isn't the liar thing Anna's gag? Get your own shtick.