She's so fat they use her underware for bungee cords.
She's so fat she cares Yen in one pocket and Pesos in the other.
When she jumped into the ocean, the whales started singing
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She's so fat she buys her dresses at a tent shop.
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She's so fat she eats soup out of a satelite dish.
She's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles popped out.
She's so fat she sat on a quarter and squeezed a booger out of George Washington's nose.
She's so fat her blood type is Ragu.
she is so fat when she went swimming they charged he rfor illegal dumping<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>!</span>
She's so fat when she jumps in a pool all the water jumps out.
She's so fat, she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!
Shes so fat that Galt used to hide his money under the fat rolls just above her ass cheeks.
She's so fat she's 36-24-36...but that's in FEET!
She's so fat that when she dances she makes the band skip.
She's so fat, the horse on her Polo shirt is real.
She's so fat, when she ordered a "My Size Meal" at McDonald's they gave her the key to the store.
She's so fat, when she works at the movie theater, she works as the screen.
She's so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.
She's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down!!