She's so fat, she fills up the bath tub, and then she turns on the water.
She's so fat, she uses diet soap.
She's so fat, when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.
She's so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.
She's so fat, I saw a picture of her in a magazine on page 4, 5, 6, 7, and 8.
she's so fat, she uses the Empire State building as a toothpick<FONT size =+10>!!!!!!
She's so fat, she puts mayonaise on aspirin.
She's so fat, she's once, twice, three times a lady.
She's so fat, she gets runs in her jeans.
She's so fat, her favorite food is seconds.
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She's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told her to move her fat ass out of the way.
Actually these are coming from what I've heard in Yo Mama snap fights...
She's so fat, every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
shes so fat, she makes baker look skinny
She's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.
She's so fat, Galt has to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.
She's so fat, when Galt finished having sex with her and tried to roll off, he was still on her.
She's so fat, Galt got her in the drive-in free by dressing her as a Chevy.
Hey Galt I'm sorry to tell you this one but...
She's so fat, she fell in love and broke it.
She's so fat, she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Seattle, NY.