She's so fat Ken won't even fuck her.
She's so fat I can't confine all of the fat jokes to just one thread.
She's so fat she has 3 or 4 thinner women orbiting around her.
She's so fat, if she ever sings, Arpi will drop dead.
shes so fat that she wore a Malcolm X jacket and helicopters tried to land on her back!
she's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out.
she's so fat, she has her own zip code.
she's so fat, when she sits around the house, she REALLY sits around the house.
she is so fat she has her own congressman
she's so fat that it's easier to jump over her than walk around her.
She's so fat he needs a crane to flip her over.
she's so fat that I hope you all die.
she's so fat, she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.
She's so fat her torso looks like a melted candle.
she's so fat, to have sex, Galt slaps her thigh and rides the wave into her crotch.
she is so fat that she sat on my cat and now i have siamese throw rug
she's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.
she's so fat, Galt has to flour her to find her wet spot.
she is so fat they push her throught the lincoln tunnel once a month to give the walls a cleaning