Be nice to your mom. Give her a hug, tell her you love her, give her some flowers or a Vermont Teddy bear.
...thank you Mr. Hallmark
Your wife made you post this, didn't she?
No, but she is a mother so I had to buy her something.
How's the little one? Asking to borrow the car yet?
Nope. She sleeps, eats, poops, pees, burps, spits up. But she is the greatest thing in the world to me and every time I look at her I melt.
Quote:every time I look at her I melt.
ooo, you're in trouble
"pleeeeeeze Daddy, buy my a pony"
Quote:ooo, you're in trouble
She is not even a month old yet. They are so cute and innocent now. I am sure I will toughen up as she gets older. Hopefully.
My wife bought me a Vermont Teddy Bear for Valentine's day a few years ago, and had it sent here to the job - it was one of the most embarrassing days I've ever had. Carrying the box home on the ferry was also a pleasure.
My ex gave me a Gund teddy bear after a car accident. I kept it in my new car for good luck! :5:
Quote:"pleeeeeeze Daddy, buy my a pony"
Sadly, I have heard that already from my 5-year old :disappointed:
I assured my mother I would not put her in a home yet
That is my present to her
So you're still relegating her to that refrigerator box on the corner.....what a son :4:
Yes I'm relegating her to the box on the corner
Look up mom in the thesarus. The word cunt will be there. They're all the same so don't kid yourself.
For Mother's Day, I'm going to teach the young'n to do this: :5:
No really. I've already got her to make the pinchy motion when I say, "Sophie, I'm squishing your head!"
She's going to be really screwed up some day...
If you would give a Vermont teddy bear, you suck at teh gift-giving.
Better than getting nothing like my Mom is getting. :26:
... last year I graduated college on Mother's Day... that was my gift to my mom...