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Quote:Man Slices Own Head Off in Supermarket Suicide

JOHANNESBURG, South Africa (Reuters) - A South African man died trying to cut his own head off with a butcher's band saw in a major supermarket, police said on Wednesday.

Superintendent Jay Naicker said the Shoprite Checkers store in Richards Bay had been ready to close on Monday when the man wandered in and headed for the meat department. "He just walked in, went to the band saw machine and switched it on," Naicker told Reuters. "Apparently he knew what he was doing. He put his neck to the blade and it cut about half way through before he fell to the floor."

Naicker said the man, later identified as 31-year-old Emmanuel Gumbi, was pronounced dead at the scene.

He said police had turned up no motive for the suicide, which stunned staff and shoppers at the store in northern Kwazulu-Natal province.

The funniest part is a black guy named Gumbi.
but the guy with the arm used a pocket knife, i bet it took a lot longer
Yeah but it was his hand, fuckin pussy.

Lets see how much you'd like if I cut your head off, you'd beg for me to take just your hand.
The replies to this thread on rf.net were much funnier. Rolleyes
If I read RF.net I might have known that.
Yeah, if... Rolleyes
Unlike you, I am quite satisfied with one board. Like your posts are any different on rf.net than they are on here or yourmomswackbag.
Yeah, like... Rolleyes
You will not trick me into reading RF.net dammit!!!
Yeah, sure... Rolleyes





































































































































:5:
you guys are so cute
Sleeper should cut off his pinky to prove his alliegence to me, like the yakuza.
That would cut in on his dating abilities.
... he already cut his hair....
Quote:That would cut in on his dating abilities.

so it wouldn't interfere with anything, whats the problem?
the problem is i wouldnt have a pinky
You would still have one, you only need one to do the horns up sign at your shows.
yes because that is what i do at shows Rolleyes
Yeah, it is... Rolleyes
I know, right \m/ Rolleyes \m/
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