Quote:The White House switchboard must have been lighting up Wednesday with press inquiries into Ashton Kutcher's incriminating comments about the Bush twins, Barbara and Jenna, in the current issue of Rolling Stone.
In all cases, it is being reported, the First Family had no comment.
As for Kutcher's comments in the cover story, the TV star, 25, claims that at a party about a year and a half ago, he and the young Bushes -- accompanied by a Secret Service agent -- returned to his place afterward.
"The Bushes were underage-drinking at my house. When I checked outside, one of the Secret Service guys asked me if they'd be spending the night. I said no," said Kutcher.
"And then I go upstairs to see another friend, and I can smell the green wafting out under his door. I open the door, and there he is, smoking out the Bush twins on his hookah." ("Green" is a popular euphemism for marijuana.)
So he has the bush twins all drunk and high at his place.. I mean he has the "young bushes" literally. All primed and the secret service is basically giving him the green light on them sleeping over and his answer is no? Punk'd has a whole new meaning now.
Quote:("Green" is a popular euphemism for marijuana.)
its funny they explained that
and i never found the bush twins that hot, and i imagine kutcher gets chicks a lot hotter
I suppose you would've fucked them both.
First off they are hot.
secondly, they are underaged, they are twins, and they are the daughters of the president. Like you've done bette... well besides joobies.
my point is kutcher probably gets 2 girls every night who are a lot hotter
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Quote:I suppose you would've fucked them both.
I suppose you wouldn't have. :23:
... yeah, but it's more about the idea.... I, personally, would be in fucking utter bliss if I was banging one of them doggy style, muttering to myself "I'M FUCKING THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER, AND SHE'S LOVING IT!"
I'm not the one calling him gay.
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Quote:"I'M FUCKING THE PRESIDENT'S DAUGHTER, AND SHE'S LOVING IT!"
well you'd be fucking the presidents daughters, one out of two is good.
Quote:I'm not the one calling him gay.
Hey, underage twins, I call 'em as I see them.
I agree, I'm just having fun rolling my eyes at you.
boy do you 2 hate each other. i know a fun game you can play :bouncer:
That's the point of the game.
You still fucked shelle willingly.
I said I win.
Keep going if you want but you're just gonna' look desperate.
You won, you fucked her without a condom and left her a "gift", too bad she threw it away.
See what I mean?
Now I know how Jack feels.
Jack still has his pride.