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I've been seeing weird stuff lately ...

One bird was atacking another, & they flew right in front of me

Today, it was back harassing the same bird, which is like twice its size. The other brave little bird stared at me while I parked & then left a white bird turd next to my car. I didn't step in it.

There were these two huge stroller things, one with 4 kids, one with 6. Bright red plastic things.

Oh, and the homeless sock. You know those stranded socks you side on the sidewalk, dirty & raggity. They thought they would see the world, but alas, there they lay. It's so sad. :lol:

Anyone else see anything strange?

Was the sock accompanied by a spoon, can o' beans, painted stick, and conch shell?

Cause that would've been cool.

that's just what i was thinking.


what about the sneakers that hang over power lines? i've seen cardboard fake sneakers too.

I saw two ducks on the lawn in front of my apartment this morning. And not a pond in sight.

There are these plywood cutouts in the woods near me. They are all painted up. There's a snow man and a rhino and a black cat painted on an orange square with the number 12 on it. You mean that kind of strange, right?

when you saw these things, were you.. HIGH?

No.... well yeah actually, but I see them every morning anyway.

i just got my cat high

You ever see a Turtle... ON WEED! :26:

Funny that you mention it... I have.

i haven't seen any of these cool things...where should i look?

Wherever you keep your marijuana.

oh, the other day this car crossed three lanes of traffic & smashed into the wall. The girls got out & ran around, that was ... interesting.

one time i was tripping, on acid, and we were at these people's house and this guy caught a snapping turtle and they put it in their bathtub, and it bit him

I saw Mrs. Krabaple and Principal Skinner in the closet making babies and one of the babies looked at me.

I saw a drug dealer selling drugs.

but how is that weird? do they usually just eat them all up themselves?

or do you live in a "nice" neighborhood where those things don't happen?


oh and accidents, lots of car accidents going on

I saw a chipmunk peeking out of my drainpipe today. He, or one of his relatives, was in my dryer vent the other day.

okay, yesterday was a Kia painted in Red Bull colors & a giant can of Red Bull mounted to the back.

you should have seen my toilet this morning