it's the ones with 3 legs that ya want
Quote:it's the ones with 3 legs that ya want
<span style='font-size:17pt;line-height:100%'>Zing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</span>
Quote:Between my upper middle class upbringing, Ivy League education and yuppy job, I've been told my phrasing and vocabulary is hard to relate to by other less educated friends.
You're joking, right?
Quote:How can I dumb it down?
Just, be yourself. you'll do fine.
This is why I have always loved one hung.
Quote:Imet a cute contruction worker at the bar last night. I gave him my #, but I can already see we'll run out of things to talk about pretty quickly. Between my upper middle class upbringing, Ivy League education and yuppy job, I've been told my phrasing and vocabulary is hard to relate to by other less educated friends. So what can we talk about? Only thing I can come up with so far is sports. Any ideas?
you are a fucking snob and i despise you
When did Katherine Gibbs become an Ivy League school?
Quote:you are a fucking snob and i despise you
i'll have to agree with arpi on this one.
so you were kidding, right?
I myself am a construction worker and am insulted highly by this.
I thought you worked in a deli.
I didn't know stacking the Boars head display counted as 'construction'.
He fell off the counter once in a scaffolding accident.
" currently laid off "contstruction worker.
Happy now ?
I bet he takes pride in his work and carries around a utility belt with the finest ginzu knives and all sorts of electrical cutting instruments.
fuckin geek. ooh what a heavy salami.
Do you whistle at the old ladies who come in for fresh Parmesan cheese?
Can you picture george at the counter, one of those people who knows a "funny little story" about every type of meat.
It's funny you should want some bologna, bologna or etipus bolga as we in the delicasy constructional business call it. Originiated in the late 6th century off the coast of a small island called bolognus....
STFU AND CUT MY MEAT!!!!
Once I'm finished erecting this sandwich, I'm gonna' slide it down this I-beam and onto your plate.
Look boss I made a replica of the eifel tower using only tooth picks, some caulk, a hot glue gun and your most expensive parmesean cheese.
This is what I pay you for?
But boss.....
HEY WHATS ALL THOSE SALAMIS DOIN THERE!!!!!
Oh that was my scaffolding.