05-19-2003, 12:05 AM
05-19-2003, 12:07 AM
retarded? why do you ask?
dont be silly, thats not a hockey helmet, its a construction hat you can never be too careful around the head cheese.
dont be silly, thats not a hockey helmet, its a construction hat you can never be too careful around the head cheese.
05-19-2003, 12:11 AM
I struck oil!
Olive, that is...
Olive, that is...
05-19-2003, 12:12 AM
It's funny you should mention olive oil, I am half italian and olive skinned so uh whats say I show you... no? ok sorry.
05-19-2003, 12:35 AM
this is amazing
05-19-2003, 01:01 AM
Come and listen to a story about a man named George.
A poor constructioneer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was building up some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, green olives, Mexican tea.
Well the first thing you know ol George's a millionaire,
Spics around the hood said "move away from here"
Said "Rutherfordy is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the truck and moved to East Jersey.
No hills, that is. Shitty schools, movies on Stars.
Well now its time to say goodbye to George and all his kin.
He'd appreciate a tip, kindly leave it in the bin.
You're all invited back to eat at this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their homemade bolagna.
Boars Head, that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, hear?
A poor constructioneer, barely kept his family fed,
Then one day he was building up some food,
And up through the ground came a bubblin crude.
Oil that is, green olives, Mexican tea.
Well the first thing you know ol George's a millionaire,
Spics around the hood said "move away from here"
Said "Rutherfordy is the place you ought to be"
So he loaded up the truck and moved to East Jersey.
No hills, that is. Shitty schools, movies on Stars.
Well now its time to say goodbye to George and all his kin.
He'd appreciate a tip, kindly leave it in the bin.
You're all invited back to eat at this locality
To have a heapin helpin of their homemade bolagna.
Boars Head, that is. Set a spell, Take your shoes off.
Y'all come back now, hear?
05-19-2003, 01:06 AM
Wow, I really should go and read this from the beginning.
05-19-2003, 03:25 AM
I can picture a small independent film being done about this.
scene opens with george in miners hat with the light on his hat so he can get the skin off the top of the salads.
Gmann is whistling and singing a song
Gmann: "my bologna has a first name...."
to his astonishment he finds something that needs his construction workers touch. He breaks out the caulk gun and gets to work.
Enter his boss played by the wacky don knotts.
Boss: WHAT THE Hell YOU DOIN GEORGE?
Gmann: Fillin the holes in this wheel of cheese sir!!!
Boss: THAT'S SWISS CHEESE YOU MORON
Gmann: swiss or not sir, crisis avoided!!!!
:applause:
fade to black.
scene opens with george in miners hat with the light on his hat so he can get the skin off the top of the salads.
Gmann is whistling and singing a song
Gmann: "my bologna has a first name...."
to his astonishment he finds something that needs his construction workers touch. He breaks out the caulk gun and gets to work.
Enter his boss played by the wacky don knotts.
Boss: WHAT THE Hell YOU DOIN GEORGE?
Gmann: Fillin the holes in this wheel of cheese sir!!!
Boss: THAT'S SWISS CHEESE YOU MORON
Gmann: swiss or not sir, crisis avoided!!!!
:applause:
fade to black.
05-19-2003, 03:55 AM
Normally I would attempt a retaliation.....but I was too busy laughing my ass off.
05-19-2003, 10:54 AM
I wonder If I should somehow be offended by this topic, seeing as how I'm a construction worker myself.
If I was smart enough to understand all these big words, I'd probably be REALLY pissed.
If I was smart enough to understand all these big words, I'd probably be REALLY pissed.
05-19-2003, 01:27 PM
:rofl:
What a delicious turn my thread has taken. Thank you for the laughs!
What a delicious turn my thread has taken. Thank you for the laughs!
05-19-2003, 01:54 PM
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05-19-2003, 02:30 PM
WHo gave me that status? I love it!
05-19-2003, 03:01 PM
I hope throws a blue collar right cross when you act up.