Sometimes, I'll be sitting taking a shit and imagine Danked saying something in a thread.
Then, I imagine what Hybrid's reply would be.
Then, what my reply would be.
Then, I laugh while wiping my ass at how funny I can make you guys appear to be in my imagination.
I should imagine you guys reading magazines?
Pretend I'm reading Cosmo and have yourself a hearty laugh.
That was exactly what you said in my imagination.
Ha ha! I'm gonna flatten my tummy in 10 simple days!
next you can work on how to get rid of split ends
Hybrid is reading Guns & Ammo.
Quote:I should imagine you guys reading magazines?
No, I suggest taking magazines so you don't have to rely on your weird fantasies about Danked for entertainment
He's welcome to imagine me with my flat tummy. I'd be flattered actually.
Thanks for explaining that.
My horoscope says I'm gonna meet a man tomorrow. And that I should buy that purse I've had my eye on.
With matching shoes, of course.
Tall, dark, and handsome you're not.
I see you've been looking at me.
I know you didn't wash your hands when you were done.
Neither did Weird but I still let you touch it.
HOLY SHIT! I do the EXACT same thing.
Except, instead of taking a shit, I'm beating off. And instead of thinking of you guys, I'm thinking of hot chicks.