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hey! look whos back from alkeys board!!

Quote:hey! look whos back from alkeys board!!

Yeah, I couldn't cut it over there.

didnt want to be another of FTL's toadies?

Junkie stories are great. These two animals I used to hang with and do drugs with were together doing coke for about three days straight. So I went over to hang out with them and indulge. When I got there the one guy had blood soaked toilet paper wrapped around his arm as did the other lunatic, yet his was not as gross looking as the former. So what had happened? Well the two chums got the bright idea to become blood brothers. They had a razor blade and the one guy got a little swept away in the moment and had gashed himself open quite badly several times. The best part was that they told me and everyone else who stopped by that evening that they had also changed their names (not legally of course they weren't smart enough to be able to do that) to Tomahawk and Freebird. To further brighten your view about life and the wondetful future humanity has in store for itself I know that at least one of these geniuses is now a father.

and i still have the scars to prove it.

Quote:In a drug-induced rage, I punched my ex and slammed her into a wall.

Wait, no I didn't.

Sorry.

alkeys face just started sweating

After smoking a joint that may have been laced with PCP, I had a wall talk to me.

The weird thing is the conversation that I heard took place about three hours into the future.

The one time, I smoked and I understood The Matrix Reloaded...

when i was 5 i swallowed a cough drop and it got stuck in my throat, and my mom had to pull it out from my throat or i would probably be dead. I vowed never to take drugs again.

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what is that pot leaf doing under your name??????

YOUR MOM DID ALL THE DRUGS YOU WOULDEVER NEED WHEN SHE WAS PREGNANT WITH YOU!

decoration. duh.

I got a peanut M&M stuck up my nose once, I had to go to the emergency room to get it taken out.

Did they give you drugs?

I don't know I was 3.

Maybe the drugs made you think you were 3.

No, I was 3.

3 m & ms? thats alot to get stuck up your nose.

I was 3 years old, I got 1 Peanut M&M stuck up my nose.

Keep up gramps.