We got plenty of soft porn for the nasty hassidics.
I love the ones who come in all the time asking if we rent VCRs. Cause they cant watch porn on their own. Nasty motherfuckers, bleh.
gonzo, the contest is not for you to blab on and on about your work day. its for people to do a representational piece of work based on thier personal idea of your work day.
Wait, I think I feel another Haiku coming:
Gonzo's Lament
All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.
I wasn't gonna contibute until you mentioned the interpretive dance thing. I've got a little routine worked out I call Gonzo's Dance of Despair and Disillusionment.
i know its early in the game but suzie is dominating!
one round of naked lunch this weekend and should could be the big winner
How come I always have to take my clothes off before I can "win" something?
i dont know. we can discuss it during naked lunch tomorrow.
come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....
Because naked and stoner hippie chicks just go together so well.
ok, i am new at poetry since i wasn't an english major but try this haiku:
(person)Do you have Peaches?
(person)That is such a great movie.
(gonzo)You are a homo .
Quote:come on. I spent a good 3-4 minutes composing the last one, counting out the syllables on my fingers....
you can show me how you did it during naked lunch tomorrow
Quote:All these fucking Jews!
No break for a cigarrette?
I need a new job.
suzie wins, I dont care what anyone else says.
without my whining she couldnt have composed such a masterpiece, so my madness had its merits sucmbag.
Quote:sucmbag.
Is that yiddish?
Quote:Quote:sucmbag.
Is that yiddish?
no, Native American..
hm, you suc'm bag.
Quote:will you be naked too?
sure.
as to gonzo declaring suzie the winner. nope . first, he doesnt vote on this, and second, contest is open til midnight sunday.
He walk's into Blockbuster and braces self for the sonic assault. Soon he hears the sounds of the Blockbuster “advertainment” system, an audiovisual collage of Blockbuster gimmicks, self-promotions, bad music, and trailers from overhyped movies. Gets behind the counter and robotically greets the first customer he sees with that patented Blockbuster “hello” – a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”
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Quote:a special kind of hello that means “Welcome to our store, since I won’t have much time for you once you’re in here, I better say something now to maintain the illusion of customer service.”
so very true, so very true indeed