CDIH

This job would be great if it wasn't for the fucking customers.

"this says widescreen on the box, i don't have one of those type of tv's so could you get me the regular copy please"

my favorite actually is:

hey where can i find the pianist?

against the wall under "P"

which wall?

there are only 3 walls, a starts here so it's over there.

oh, its in alphabetical order?

yes.

so P is where?

between O and Q

hahahaha, no really?

It's only 26 letters dude, how hard can it be to figure out where it is?

So it's over there?

Yeah.

thanks, i'll try and find it.

yeah it's all rented out by the way, thanks.

Do you openly mock young kids who are obviously renting spank material?

I could never make eye contact with the people behind the counter when I was renting some cheesy softcore porn flick or even cheesier Andy Sidaris flick.

I try not to make eye contact with anyone inside the store when I shamefully drop a game into the drop box four days late.

Quote:Do you openly mock young kids who are obviously renting spank material?

and how!!!!

I fuck around with the ones I know but I know how uncomfortable some people get so I am actually pretty courteous to them. Now the fuckin kikes I give a hard fuckin time about it. When I give them their tape I make sure to say the title really loud several times. so you renting "married people, single sex" ok "hotline fantasies is due back blah blah".

I never had a problem with that shit personally though, i really don't give a fuck. Why should I be embarassed to buy something if they aren't embarassed about selling it? They want you to buy it, sure they may mock you after you leave but hey, you'd do the same.

Gonzo's work day



Edited By The Jays on 1055134035

Poor Jays, a minute too late.

So like, who won? I'm sleepy with suspense.

while i think there is a clear cut winner, i worry about not enough entries due to the fact that we did this on a weekend. i am extending the deadline to wednesday midnight

i guess that is all the entries that i am gonna get. :-(

maybe the work day people are on their way home now to do it because they can't risk being caught making elaborate paint pics or epic poetry at work...

maybe :22:

Edited By Keyser Soze on 1055203670

Keyser's red x wins.

bunch of jew haters on this board

shut up kike

I know Gonzo is not svelte but come on, he's not Mr. Potatohead

shut up fatty

this ends tonight but it looks like a bust. :-(

why is it a bust? You had tons of creative and hysterical entries.