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pizza because Piazza is a homosexual and we all know they fight like girls. thats why piazza didnt go after clemens but did go after that tiny hispanic pitcher.

I request that TheJays write a skit describing how Pizza would theoretically kick Piazza's ass.

A PIZZA DOESN'T SCREAM WHEN YOU PUT IT IN THE OVEN! AJHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

:disappointed:

:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria:

Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?

:pizzamaker responds:

We don't serve faggots here.

:Mike Piazza responds:

But I play for the Mets.

izzamaker:

We don't serve Mets here.

:Mike Piazza walks out of pizzeria:

:Mike Piazza walks back inside pizzeria. He has a fake mustache on:

Hi! Can I order a WHOLE pizza, please?

izzamaker:

We don't serve faggot Met players here.

iazza:

How did you know?

izzamaker:

You're wearing a fake mustache.

iazza:

Howd you know it was fake?

izzamaker:

Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.

iazza walks out of pizzeria:

oh yeah! check out the big bad mod using the merge function!!! WOO HOOO!!

(.... argh, you confused me for a moment...)

I always wondered what that button did.

i kick ASS!!!!!

:Mike Piazza walks into pizzeria. He has a gun, like, one of those handguns that is like really powerful, and hold bullets. Aims gun at pizzamaker:

Hi! I'd like to order a WHOLE pizza, please?

izzamaker shits pants:

Sure! One WHOLE pizza :ding:

:one WHOLE pizza is put in oven:

izza bakes in the oven, cheese melts over the hot tomato sauce, crust becomes crispy:


(OH SHIT, niggas! You can cut the tension with a spoon!)

:Clemens walks in behind Piazza and beans him in the head with a fast ball:

iazza falls to the floor unconscious:

izza maker gives the WHOLE pizza to Clemens:



Edited By IrishAlkey on 1055016105

Is that the pizza winning the fight?

Quote:You're wearing a fake mustache.

iazza:

Howd you know it was fake?

izzamaker:

Because it was hanging off of your real mustache.

now THAT is comedy

:18:

I think jays has finally found his niche.

Seriously, I'm laughing WAY too hard at Jay's pizza story. I can't wait for the next Installment.

but what if it were a pizzaria in the west village?