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I didn't think the little bitch would do it :banana:

I want another slice of rhubarb tart.
I want another lovely slice.
I'm not disparaging the blueberry pie,
But rhubarb tart is, oh, so very nice.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A what-barb tart? A rhubarb tart!
I want another slice of rhubarb tart!

The principles of modern philosophy
Were postulated by Descartes.
Discarding everything he wasn't certain of,
He said 'I think, therefore I am a rhubarb tart'.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A René who? René Descartes!
Poor nut, he thought he was a rhubarb tart!

Read all the existentialist philosophers,
Like Schopenhauer and Jean-Paul Sartre.
Even Martin Heidegger agrees on one thing:
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb tart!
A Jean-Paul who? A Jean-Paul Sartre!
Eternal happiness is rhubarb tart.

A rhubarb tart has fascinated all the poets,
Especially the immortal bard.
He caused Richard the Third to call on Bosworth Field:
'My kingdom for a slice of rhubarb tart!'
A rhubarb what? A rhubarb bard!
Immortal what? Immortal tart!
As rhymes go, that is really pretty bard!

I bet they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they won't play this new (bleep) song
It's not that it's (bleep) or (bleep) controversial
Just that the (bleep)ing words are`awfully strong
You can't say (bleep) on the radio
Or (bleep) or (bleep) or (bleep)
You can't even say I'd like to (bleep) you one day
Unless your're a doctor with a very large (bleep)
So I bet you they won't play this song on the radio
I bet you they daren't (bleep) well programme it
I bet you their (bleep)ing old Programme Directors
Will think it's a load of horse (bleep)

Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're the Doctor of my dreams
With your crinkly hair and your glassy stare
And your machiavellian schemes
I know they say that you are very vain
And short and fat and pushy but at least you're not insane
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here


Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
You're so chubby and so neat
With your funny clothes and your squishy nose
You're like a German parakeet
All right so people say that you don't care
But you've got nicer legs than Hitler
And bigger tits than Cher
Henry Kissinger
How I'm missing yer
And wishing you were here

I still dont get It. What did he do?

put me in the cell, stupid

Damn you're slow :11: :poke:

bring me any cigarettes?

But, I'm here too, and he didnt put me anywhere? I came here myself. Is this just some big pretend game, were we all MAKE BELIEVE we're In this horrible place?

Okay, NOW I get It

no you aren't special enough yet, go back & try harder
get your name in the pink

Well, whats so bad about this? We can make It like our own special club. And since everyone seems to be here, we're really not missing much.

it's not so bad, since there is only one forum, it's easy to keep all the topics in one spot

So, how long does this devastating punishment last? I need to know when to stop crying.

everyone? .... it's just you me & fat boy

Gomez Is here too, and I'm as far from fat as It gets, toots.

nevrmind, just re-read that

keep up ..... I was talking to you

we are in this thread ... see

and Gomez is in his own thread ... over there

and I'm typing to YOU Zooty :19:

:rofl:

So he cant type to us? He has to stay In there by himself?

You two are mean, mean people :29:

Hey, just for the record, I never called you fat. I just assumed you were.