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F-Tool Wrote:I was a dickface.

It was uncalled for.

I deleted it.

Fuckoff.

did ya have yet another drinken night?

Drinking is what calmed me down enough to remove that mean-spirited post. Booze helps. Everything. ( c ) SEXYMUFFINBUTT

can I see your tits?

what? moking:

lazy fuck - I would've linked the smiley.

well played, by the way.

What?

it would've been better 2 posts ago.

GO FUCK YOUR MOTHER.

ok, but only after you - I'm all about sloppy seconds.

Quote:What are we fuckin funny on demand for you? You come and join here in january post a dozen times and then split. You're havin a fuckin blast somewhere whoring around getting drunk and fuckin anything with a pulse and even that was optional at the time, hole is a hole right? Then you fall down on your luck and all of a sudden you want someone to talk to you. You want some familiarity and you come back here after abandonng us for some filthy skanks and a seeming endless flow of southern comfort. Well fuckin excuse me if I don't fuckin jump up and down and clap for the return of mr. who in the blue fuck are you anyway? You throw around a couple names and you think you're special? You mention JMB and atleast you passed up on mentioning Upuauat, throw in some stupid obscure reference we all heard a million times and you'll be trully special or atleast stepping on facemans shoes.

Well you're not special you are just another one of us who whored out and is now suffering the consequences and all you have is a memory and an itchy crotch with a pair of underwear you can't take off cause the puss and blood flowing from your sores has dried them up to the contours of your every crevice. so sit back and get back in the fold and don't post every brain fart you get or you'll end up like alkey.

that was brilliant

It's my opinion that he nearly ALWAYS is.

where the hell was that from?

I had to dig it out of the way-back machine. Something he said to me in like summer 2001.

*EDIT* I had no idea what an annoying prick I was BACK THEN.



Edited By F-Tool on 1072752143

who said what to you?

Exactly. What the hell is goin on here?

Quote:I had no idea what an annoying prick I was BACK THEN

you mean you're not an even more annoying prick now?

F-Tool Wrote:

Quote:What are we fuckin funny on demand for you? You come and join here in january post a dozen times and then split. You're havin a fuckin blast somewhere whoring around getting drunk and fuckin anything with a pulse and even that was optional at the time, hole is a hole right? Then you fall down on your luck and all of a sudden you want someone to talk to you. You want some familiarity and you come back here after abandonng us for some filthy skanks and a seeming endless flow of southern comfort. Well fuckin excuse me if I don't fuckin jump up and down and clap for the return of mr. who in the blue fuck are you anyway? You throw around a couple names and you think you're special? You mention JMB and atleast you passed up on mentioning Upuauat, throw in some stupid obscure reference we all heard a million times and you'll be trully special or atleast stepping on facemans shoes.

Well you're not special you are just another one of us who whored out and is now suffering the consequences and all you have is a memory and an itchy crotch with a pair of underwear you can't take off cause the puss and blood flowing from your sores has dried them up to the contours of your every crevice. so sit back and get back in the fold and don't post every brain fart you get or you'll end up like alkey.

I used to be funny, what happened to me?