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Yesterday I got my first Brazilian bikini wax. Now I'd like to describe it to you. Don't just read the words, try to experience them so you can understand the pain I felt.

I went there thinking it would be the worst pain EVER, only to have everyone say "It's not that bad." Well they were wrong. It was just as bad as I'd imagined. She'd put the hot wax on, smooth the paper strip over it, the tell me to breathe in as she YANKED the hair off. Plus the lady was obsessed with getting every single little hair so she'd keep yanking from the same place that was already tender.

I'd been told I'd go numb after each inital rip but that didn't happen, it hurt immediately for at least 20 seconds. By the time I was able to handle the pain she was ready to rip off the next strip. During all of this I was trying to pretend I was somewhere else, or imagaine my power animal or just breathe through the pain (wish I knew Lamaz) but it wasn't working. All I could think of was OH MY GOD THIS FUCKING HURTS.

At least we were about 3/4 of the way done when she said, "Don't be alarmed, this is completely normal. You're bleeding a little." I'm really squeamish and couldn't even look. I was really tender the whole way home, and I'm still a little sore today. Though it looks great, I'm not sure I'd go back.

Sleeper, comment?

it is supposed to hurt less the more you go.

lets do naked lunch today and i will tell you how it looks :thumbs-up:

Quote:lets do naked lunch today and i will tell you how it looks

you are going to shoot an apple off her head?

Quote:lets do naked lunch today and i will tell you how it looks

will you have lunch with me if I don't get naked?

he'd have lunch with you if you covered in feces

when did Arpi become Ken?

Quote:will you have lunch with me if I don't get naked?

that would defeat the purpose of naked lunch, wouldnt it?

how about we start with just lunch. I have to go the library soon anyway, could meet you on my way back.

(whispering) If you see an apple or a gun, run.

Quote:how about we start with just lunch.

naked lunch??

Quote:I have to go the library soon anyway,

you and sleeper are not soul mates

Skinny Legs And All is a far superior book.

if you buy me a few drinks at lunch there's always the chance.
I got the Damn thing waxed, might as well show it off. But I will expect you to reciprocate.

Quote:But I will expect you to reciprocate.

He's gonna show you his wax?

Quote:if you buy me a few drinks at lunch there's always the chance.

a chance? no good

Quote:I got the Damn thing waxed, might as well show it off. But I will expect you to reciprocate.

agreed

I will never promise nudity. does that mean you will never dine with me?
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i am only available for naked lunch

Gooch Wrote:Skinny Legs And All is a far superior book.

i used to have that. but then i lent it to someone...

tom robbins sucks! he appeals to dumb people who want to feel smart. his metaphors are so obvious that they are laughable.

uh-oh, Tricia's here. I can't get naked with you, she might get jealous.

he's all yours babe!