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I have already downed half of my fifth of Absolut Vodka and a full fifth of Southern Comfort and not even a buzz yet. :-(

I started 2 hours ago. Why no buzz?

im too lazy to form an actual joke, so lets just say it has something to do with your weight

With that much alcohol though... I should at least be feeling something. Not even getting the "I feel very warm" sensations.

maybe it's watered down? Maybe you're trying too hard to get drunk.

I had 7 Spaten Steins last night and smoked 2 bowls - I was fuckin' wrecked :toast:

:-( Must have been great.

It was, actually - waking up today at 9:30 to run errands and install a door wasn't though

Oh yeah, 4 Guiness' tonight and a small (discreet) bowl tonight - my bro-in-law stopped by to check out the work goin' on. I had a small buzz goin' on.

hard licquor is beyond disgusting

or maybe you're just full of shit. i hope you can back that up when you get here

or you will beat his ass? please say yes

no, my hands aren't that big

Sleeper is just mad cause he owes me 5 bucks. :21:

I'd tell him he could buy me my first drink, but A) I very rarely drink, and B)I hear that Sleaper isn't quite of age yet.

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I don't blame you. You don't appear to be very good at it.

:-(

I can't even get drunk right. :-(

mainline it like motley crue used to do, get a needle and just inject it, i hear that works
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I'll just give up and go to bed... Vacation starts at 10:00 AM tomorrow morning :5:

crack hitler Wrote:mainline it like motley crue used to do, get a needle and just inject it, i hear that works
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He's not hardcore. Mix it with some pills. Downer or pain pills work the best.

You're supposed to drink the whole shot, not just a fifth of it.

Quote:I'd tell him he could buy me my first drink, but A) I very rarely drink, and B)I hear that Sleaper isn't quite of age yet.

I'll let WBK pay you 5, since he owes me 10, or I can buy you a pop :thumbs-up:

who the fuck drinks "fifths" anymore, what are you Winston Churchill?

Do you carry a flask with you as well, boozy?