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This is the month of my birthday, plan accordingly! Twenty days to go. I'm pretty excited. I really love surprises.......
I've always wanted to go on a scavenger hunt, Midnight Madness style. But I can't plan it cuz I wanna be able to look for the stuff!
What's the best birthday you ever had?
Best bday: In college, we all came in early, and my frat brothers grabbed me and dragged me out to the city to a place called Lox Around The Clock, where we blasted thru $1 Molsons all night long, then came the Barcardi 151 shot, plus beer chaser. But it was the Jager that did me in...and I redecorated their bathroom...then we went back to Brooklyn, drank more, and went to local college bar. A night of debauchery and decadence, which was unexpected, b/c i didn't really let people know it was my birthday. Unexpected surprises are always best. Good times during good times. :banana:
I'm happy if I get a blowjob on my birthday.
nobody else has fun on their birthday? Or are you not posting so as not to ruin the surprise you're planning for me this year.
I've never had a good birthday.
i once got a turtle for my birthday
but it was dead
dead turtles aren't much fun
they tend to smell up your room
then their legz fall off
and then the mushy head goez too
now yer stuck with a shell
i didn't want a shell for my birthday
i wanted a turtle
i need a hug
:rofl:

That's really funny!!
My mom had a pet turtle when she was a kid. To this day she thinks it "ran away" but my grandma told me it tried to walk across the radiator and melted!
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ok, no pressure, right? :30:

i once hung out at a mental hospital for a couple hours on my birthday. that was fun...
That sounds like a good story. Details!!!