do not besmirch the beauty that is my Suzie.
another decline on the lunch invite?
:banana: i never lose. :banana:
So I met Suzie for LUNCH today,
it was awesome,
she took me to the mens room stall,
pulled my pants down,
started playing with my ass.....
I was real excited till I found out she was stuffing cocaine filled condoms up my ass for me to mule to upstate NY.......
Damn, that's one TOSSED salad. hope she was gentle. :32:
Would you say this was more tragic or less tragic than your love affair with Weird?
I dunno,
they both ended with me getting a condom load up the ass.......
hopefully somebody poked a hole in the condom. :28:
hopefully it wasn't weird.
i use them to stretch out my thumbs...maybe i weakened the lining.
I use Suzie much the same way.....
here I was about to ask you to post your pic, but apparently we've met. just now. who knew?
I have a picture of me looking all suave and cool drinking a Pina Colada from a straw....
laying around here somewhere.......
well post it!!!
By the way your ass is too Damn loose. You should look into tightening exercises.
k-gels, man, k-gels. tsk tsk tsk
I was referring to the GIANT hole.
I am still recovering from a miscalculation called WeirdNJ.
I shoulda guessed he had a humongous member.
arpi is still walking lopsided.