CDIH

and then amy wakes up

Magus, driving around completely lost and thinking he is on the way out of Hoboken, runs over the corpse of Maynard....

then magus gets out of the car and looks for an atm machine

after checking his balance at the ATM he realizes his last $20 was spent on board dues, he instead pimps himself out to a vietnamese gentleman who happens to be "into goth dudes"

then sephiroth walks by and sees how much fun magus is having so they....

...Go "Ninja" on the poor little Vietnamese guy, take his cash, cut him up and...
Feed him to some stray cats and...

...package the rest in a pickle jar as a birthday present for Uncle Gonzo. It makes for a lovely conversation piece in Gonzo's living room, where other rare artifacts such as...

...Maynards jar of Crunchy Dildos, which is almost empty...
Thankfully, the Vietnamese mans little member is perfect for an after work snack for Maymay...
Too bad Gonzo's got his eyes on that prize...
Maynard catches him trying to eat it and...

((i couldve sworn maymay was dead)) anyway...
yells, "DONT EAT THAT, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, ITS REALLY A...."

Quote:yells, "DONT EAT THAT, ITS NOT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS, ITS REALLY A...."

HORSE PENIS!!!!!
**he snickers to himself..thinking that got him away from the golden prize..but REALLY...

BeckyDC Wrote:HORSE PENIS!!!!!
**he snickers to himself..thinking that got him away from the golden prize..but REALLY...

...... Maynard is actually now a ghost and can't pick up the horse penis that Gonzo dropped. So Ghost-Maynard walks thru the wall of the nearest bldg & sees....

Hey Ladi Wrote:...... Maynard is actually now a ghost and can't pick up the horse penis that Gonzo dropped. So Ghost-Maynard walks thru the wall of the nearest bldg & sees....

As he walks through the building he realizes he has special powers now. So he.......

Quote:As he walks through the building he realizes he has special powers now. So he.......

took it upon himself to use his x-ray vision to find what he needed.

BeckyDC Wrote:

Quote:As he walks through the building he realizes he has special powers now. So he.......

took it upon himself to use his x-ray vision to find what he needed.

As maynard walked out through the other side of the building he could see all the pedestrians without thier clothes on.

Quote:took it upon himself to use his x-ray vision to find what he needed.

That rare first edition single of "Ice Ice Baby" for his good friends birthday. He knows how much she really likes her music despite.....

Maynard Wrote:

Quote:took it upon himself to use his x-ray vision to find what he needed.

That rare first edition single of "Ice Ice Baby" for his good friends birthday. He knows how much she really likes her music despite.....

..... the trama of finding out that her parents used to play their music really loud, just to cover up them having sex. Like that time she opened the door and saw......

Hey Ladi Wrote:..... the trama of finding out that her parents used to play their music really loud, just to cover up them having sex. Like that time she opened the door and saw......

her parents doing it 69 style, her dad had looked up and said....

Quote:..... the trama of finding out that her parents used to play their music really loud, just to cover up them having sex. Like that time she opened the door and saw......

her father pleasuring himself to the image of the Harlem Globetrotters. It was at that moment she made the decision to...

Quote:It was at that moment she made the decision to...

Retrieve her secret weapon from the attic.

Doc Wrote:her father pleasuring himself to the image of the Harlem Globetrotters. It was at that moment she made the decision to...

...grab her pom-poms and head for the hills!