Touch me here, baby....
Quote:Third place went to New York subway conductor Eric "Badlands" Booker, a 6-foot-4, 400-pounder who sucked down 29 tube steaks and buns.
That's funny. :blow:
Being a pig is not a sport.
.... neither is horse racing...
Quote:who sucked down 29 tube steaks and buns.
I bet the writer of the story was so pissed he had to cover the downfall of this idiotic and easily amused society by watching people cheer on guys who are rushing their way to a coronary.
So he added in the pun and giggled while he typed it.
Quote:Kobayashi, the Michael Jordan of wiener wolfing, twitched and twisted to finish his franks at the rate of one every 16 seconds in a 12-minute display of gastronomic supremacy at the annual Fourth of July extravaganza.
That's just pathetic.
even more pathetic though:
Quote:Celebrity contestant William "The Refrigerator" Perry was outclassed by the assembled chowhounds. The 410-pound former NFL star dropped out of the competition after just five minutes, with only four hot dogs finished.
4 fuckin hot dogs? Anyone can eat 4 hot dogs, this is just a sad fuckin day. I am glad I didnt attend this pathetic spectacle.
.... ahaha, My fridge hold more hotdogs than THE Fridge...
my dog can eat more dogs hahahahahahaha!!!!!
professional eating is more of a sport than driving a car in a circle.
I'd rather watch cars make left turns all day than the fall of a legend who could only barely consume 4 hot dogs.
an american past time tainted once again by a japanese invader. Awfull :17:
Remember, The Fridge did score a TD in the superbowl.... but thats about it.
thanks for the history lesson. napolean lost at waterloo in case you ever need to know that.