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My 7th grade Discovery class did a unit on comedy. We learned about Tom Swifties, which are quotes that end with a double entendre adjective. The examples teh teacher gave us were something like,
"The copies came out too dark," the printer said boldly.
"I think I overexposed my pictures, "the photographer said negatively.

Here are some cute ones I remmebr my class coming up with:
"I think I need a smaller bra," she said flatly.
"I dropped my toothpaste," he said, crestfallen.
"I have changed SO many diapers," the babysitter said dutifully.

Write your own!

"i don't get it", he said ignorantly

"me neither", he said agreeingly.

"this thread sucks dick", he said in a cocky tone

Quote:"this thread sucks dick", he said in a cocky tone

EXCELLENT!!!!!!

"I like to fuck lambs," Rodney said sheepishly.

neak:

can we play the Fuck You game instead?

"It's $20 to fuck you," she said prostitutely.

"i swear i dont like cock", Tommy Chong Hack said gayly

Quote:prostitutely

that's not a real word!

"Why not?" I askly.

Quote:My 7th grade Discovery class did a unit on comedy.

1- When's the comedy gonna start showing up around here?

2- What the fuck are you still doin in 7th grade?

hittin on youngsters

and you didn't call me?

for shame.

if school wasn't out for the summer I'd say let's go now.
My sister works at a day camp......

Danked askly'd something. That was funny.

remember that? that was awesome!

anything Danked does is funny, haven't you figured that out yet, figuratively