and the bartender notices that the pirate has a steering wheel stuffed down the front of his pants.
"Hey pirate," the bartender asks, "what's with the steering wheel?"
"Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgh," says the pirate, "it's driving me nuts!"
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Hey Brokenjaw! :lookatme:
How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?
A buck an ear!
What does a vegan pirate do in jail?
Staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarve.
yeah, what the fuck happened here?
You rippin off sleeper or did brokenjaw sign in?
A. BJ was here.
And B. I'm not ripping off anybody, this here is arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtistic license.
Get it?
I emphasized the arrrrrrrrrrs again.
A mushroom walks into a bar.
Bartender looks at it and says, "Are you kidding? Get out of here, we don't serve your kind."
"Why not", says the mushroom "I'm a fun guy."
no, he says "i'm a fungi."
I see why Galt lost his money.
Two peanuts walked into a bar, and one was a-salted...
You ate the peanuts, didn't you?
Gomez walks into a bar.
The bar falls down.
as fresh as big ear and stroke jokes.
Eggplants?
Zippy Aidsface, you are an idiot.
and you are quickly becoming gomez-lite
Quote:gomez-lite
is that like jumbo shrimp?