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yeah suzie woulda been all like :35:

He's not my friend. He's a friend of a friend. This is like the third time I've ever met him. I wouldn't consort with such lowlifes.

But he's a walking accident waiting to happen, friends like these are keepers.

Quote:He did wear a rubber. Just because I told him that Suzie would have been pissed had he not.

that rules. so glad someone's paying attention.

I bet he actually told him that too and the guy agreed cause he knew who suzie was.

We saw Bobby Slayton walking out of a some club right as we were walking by. I said, "That's Bobby Slayton". And everyone was like "wha?" As we walked past the bar and he started talking to someone there, I said. "He's a C-; no wait, E-List Celebrity; some old comedian whose only distinguishable characteristic is his raspy voice."

Then, my buddy reminded everyone that. In fact, no. He was on that Comedy hit: Mind of a Married Man; Also known as HBO's only horrendous TV show. We then laughed heartily at that shitty show and how it was the apex of his career as we mocked his Jack Klugman voice and his eminent death from Cancer.

In the middle of our routine, and about a block and half from where we first saw him, he walked right past us looking not at all amused and quite rushed to go absolutely nowhere. We mocked him silently until he was out of earshot so as to not be mean, and then we resumed our skit this time with him crying about the six drunk assholes laying the badmouth on his career.

How fat was "your friend's" hooker?

Quote:In fact, no. He was on that Comedy hit: Mind of a Married Man; Also known as HBO's only horrendous TV show.

What a god awful show that is.

whatever happened to gems like "Dream On"?

I miss that show.

Lots of titties...

speaking of titties. Slayton also hosted the AVN awards. We talked about that too.

If he's found hung from a shower curtain rod within the next week or so, I give myself complete credit for pushing him over the edge.

GonzoStyle Wrote:I bet he actually told him that too and the guy agreed cause he knew who suzie was.

well he may have known me as Shari Beth . . .

I'm lonely, can someone join me in chat?

Dream On was an amazing show

I gave a homeless guy in Montreal a canadian penny (like half a cent american). TRUE STORY!@

No.

Quote:speaking of titties. Slayton also hosted the AVN awards. We talked about that too.

He's there almost every year.

Bouncers at Montreal strip clubs walk you to your table, and, after you've already paid a $10/head cover charge to get in, they say "It's customary to tip the doorman". The first time it happened, I said "why". He just responded "it's customary", and I said "so you mean it's not mandatory?" and started to walk away to go to the bathroom. He actually grabbed me and stopped me and repeated it, so I gave him three coins and walked away. The neat thing was...get this. Since in montreal the smallest denomination they have is $5, it could have been $2 coins or even $1 coins. But no. Three quarters! Yeah! He can't get over on me.

that story wasn't as good

I'm running out of stories. Sleeper please don't leave me.

I have a few stories of my own, but they pale in comparison to cop who lives with his mom kills hooker baby, so I'll keep them to myself

I also saw the largest bush in the history of vaginas on a stripper.

I swear, it was from the small of her back to her belly button. And she showed it proudly. She'd bend over, and half the room would gasp in horror. There was actually a stripper sitting at our table trying to get a dance when this beast got on stage, and we mocked her while her colleague was sitting with us. She just sat their in stunned silence.

It looked like the stripper was morally opposed to wiping her ass.

We went to some dive stripe clubs as this story is evidence. Just to seem some pregnant lady or 50 year old strung out gramma with a knife wound.

I wish to go out on the town with Galt one day.