CDIH

so what did she tell you?

no way i will be able to sleep til i know this

She doesn't fuck faggots?

diceisgod Wrote:She doesn't fuck faggots?

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"I'm buying that house with Charlie"
"What!!!???!! You guy's are back together again? You said that would never happen?"
"I know. We decided to give it one last try."
"Wait!! You're already buying a house and moving in with him? Didn't you buy the house like a month after we broke up?"
"The house is still in my name, but we're buying it together. I'm going to give it a year and see how it works out"
"I don't understand. According to you, your biggest problem in relationships has been a fear of commitment. Yet now, you decide move in with the guy after being together again for a month, and what more buy a fucking house with him?"
"It's not like we just met. We've been together off and on since I was 20 (7 years ago) and he's always just been there. And I'm 27, I'm not getting any younger, all my friends are getting married, including [her best friend] in like a month, and he's always been there trying to get back together. We've decided that we'll give it a year and either we stay together or we just cut ties altogether and move on with our lives"
"I'm fucking baffled. This makes no sense according to everything you've said for the last year. You were never going to settle. You were holding out for some perfect guy. You weren't, especially going to move in with another unless you'd been together for a while because of how horrible it was living with Charlie the first time. I am just speechless. This makes no sense."

blah blah blah for a while. Moves from this to more Wow it's really really over forever you're going to marry him ("no I'm not") I hope everything works out for you whoever you end up with blah blah blah

her: "After all this you're still being so nice and wishing the best for me, and you were never jealous of him when we were going out, and he was always SO jealous of you. I loved that about you. I'm such a bad person. I sit here and all I want to do is jump your bones. I don't care about the consequences. Why am I so fucked up?"

I didn't have sex with her. I ignored the sex thing and kept talking for a little while and just rolled over and went to bed.

This morning (yes she slept over. She's fucking dating this other dude now, and she sleeps over at my place) I told her that we should cut ties and it would be best for everyone if we just didn't see each other any more and not talk any more.

I gave her a hug, wished her luck with the rest of her life, told her I hoped she'd get everything in life she wanted, walked her to her car and said goodbye.

Questions? Clarification needed?

i think you peaked with the bleeding hooker story

yeah, this was a pretty big let down.

Yeah, but this is MY life not drugged up, living with mom, cop

This is like deja vu. You're right. She's a lying self-serving pig. You done good. Deviate from your principles and get ready to be fucked. She'll never leave him for you. You are dog shit in her eyes. When you are not right in front of her, she wouldn't know you exist. Just think about this.. when she's not around and your sitting there bored out of your skull thinking about her....guess what she's doing....she's getting fucked nice and hard by this dude and she's loving it. Punch here in the face the next opportunity you get.

dice, you should write a column for the News or something.

Phoney motherfuckers always get it in the end.....Someone should start a screen name like that or something.

It woulda been funnier if you fucked her and she had charlies miscarriage on your bed, then you mail him the sheets as a wedding present.

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I can just picture galt crying in the shower, thinking he has every disease known to man. That is ofcourse after he threatens to throw her out the window.

Then like in ace ventura, he's balled up in the shower crying...

"that bitch gave me aids, herpes, drips, SARS, the plague, ebola, polio, fuckin mad cow!!! and the sox still suck"

At least you don't have to work with the bitch and see her stupid face everyday.

I like it when DIG opens up to us.

just goes to show she ain't even worth having around as friend or fuckfriend. sounds like a headcase.

you should have f'ed her in the ass for the last time.. then, get up during the night and yell FIRE!!! then got her out of bed quickly and got her out of the house.. then lock the door so she couldn't get back in.

You people are vendictive.

And DIG is a wise and gentle man.

I'll never understand why people who don't work wake up early.