The definition of a schmuck
a schmuck is the guy who gets out of the shower to take a piss.
its all goin down the fuckin drain, you're not standing in it.
what, do you piss on your feet? what the fucks wrong with you?
you don't stand in it. when you beat off, it goes forward, and hits the drain before it actually makes contact with you. And you're gonna wash your feet anyway, so who cares?
I think the "catch" method with tissues is the most effective.
I am telling all of the other people that live in your apartment/house/condo/hostil/wheveryoulive that you beat off and piss in the shower right before they use it.
... the shower floor is inundated with various bodily waste secretions and bacteria that have covered your skin for the past few hours between the last shower and the present one, along with dirt, germs, and microscopic organisms that have attached themselves to your body. Now, you have no problem with this stuff touching your shower floor and body as you wash it off, but semen, a natural bodily fluid that is not a waste product in any way, a fluid that comes from one of the cleanest parts of the human anatomy, you draw the line at that, and choose to rub it out over the toilet bowl....
I'm the only one who uses my shower
Quote:I am telling all of the other people that live in your apartment/house/condo/hostil/wheveryoulive that you beat off and piss in the shower right before they use it.
...yes, and hold your breath as you await the look of surprise, shock and awe that emerges...
Quote:I am telling all of the other people that live in your apartment/house/condo/hostil/wheveryoulive that you beat off and piss in the shower right before they use it.
If you think I love in a condo or house, you obviously have not been listening. I thought you cared.
Plus like jays said and I been tryin to say, I am standing a shower thats full of all sorts of bacteria anyway thats been washed off my body and the supposed people you are gonna tell.
When I come over your place when you move to NYC, I am pissing in your sink and jerking off in your shower.
If you actually think I will let you ever meet me let alone set foot in my apartment, you are sorely mistaken
Quote:When I come over your place when you move to NYC, I am pissing in your sink and jerking off in your shower.
...common practice at the Sleeper household, along eating meals underneath the table, watching tv in the refrigerator, and using the bed to merely recline upon, and reserving the act of sleeping for the bathtub....
... just the lil nuances that we love about you...
Galt Wrote:If you actually think I will let you ever meet me let alone set foot in my apartment, you are sorely mistaken
WE HAD A BET!!!!
:damnpc:
what is this bet that you speak of?
Ever have to clear the hair out of your shower drain? Imagine what you'll pull out of there if you frequently jerk off in the shower. Or if you still live at home with mum and she takes care of all the cleaning imagine what she'll pull out of there.
I jerk off in my car while I ogle over little girls as they get out of grade school.
And yeah, I've done it in the shower and in my bed - never (nor do I plan on) done it over the toilet though, my aim sucks and I'd have to clean it up anyway.
Quote:Imagine what you'll pull out of there if you frequently jerk off in the shower.
Instead of just germs and bacteria, I'll have added my own potent love juice into the mix...
how can you compare hair and cum?
If you are able to pull your cum out of the shower drain, jerking off in the shower should be the least of your worries.