yeah, but i aint 39, so right now he's a creep.
i've been doing cock pushups.
Keyser Soze Wrote:i've been doing cock pushups.
oh yeah? how does it taste?
i hate to defend keyser, but you are a lame ass.
its where you fucking lay down flat on the ground and then you let your boner lift you up off the ground.
Arpikarhu Wrote:i hate to defend keyser, but you are a lame ass.
stop lookin at my ass, faggot. i don't care how big it is.
How many can you do, Keyser?
:23: Yeah. Maybe you should have a listen to that yourself.
Quote:How many can you do, Keyser?
I'm sure there will be pics on NJGuido.com
Quote:i was reciting a line from a jack black movie, silly. i can't do cock pushups.
It was from the Tenacious D album
now i know how you feel about fat jokes.
LyricalGomez Wrote:It was from the Tenacious D album
damn i thought it was minor threat
DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS LOL LOL ROFL
12 SIDED DICE, LOLLERS
stop, you're giving me second hand douche chills.
Now you know how we feel when you do those jokes
Is a moratorium proposed on all overused jokes?
By the way. I'm actually perspiring. I just did 50 pushups and 100 situps (25-50-25-50)
yeah, I'm not in shape either - I'm workin' on it :thumbs-up:
yeah, but did you see me use it? Did ya notice the blue tape wrapped around it? That was from the movers - and was over 5 months ago
