I hope Galt gets a girlfriend soon.
better than a fat chick joke
ahhhhhhhh Board Lore,
when Galt gets a girlfriend, she bangs everyone.
even old washed up posters.
yeah, ken's as close to a 39 year old, out of shape loser as you can get around here.
Even Galt's leftovers wouldn't touch you.
and i'm the one who uses the internet to pick up chicks?
No, you use it to plug where your band will be where you pick up chicks.
im currently precariously falling into a monogamous relationship. someone stop me.
Let's play "guess the ages Ken hasn't had sex in".
My guess is 21-39.
crowds getting that small?
no, we packed the bar again. unfortunately we are playing this dive we hate that doesnt draw flies this week. they can't all be winners.
I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.
what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?
most of the bands they cover sue for slander.
Quote:I meant crowds so small that you only have one to pick from,
hence the monogomy,
I couldn't give a rats ass about the draws of your gigs.
if you didnt care, why did you ask?
I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.
most of the women you encounter sue for sexual assault.
Quote:I haven't had sex in ages.....
Quote:I've been celibate for nearly 2 months.
neither by choice
Velociti Wrote:what does ASCAP charge you for the cover fees?
what's ASCAP?