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Uhad2much2fast: can I trust you
SoupSoupAD: of course
Uhad2much2fast: you can visit me if you tell NO ONE
SoupSoupAD: ok
Uhad2much2fast: will you really come in the bext hakf hour
SoupSoupAD: sure
Uhad2much2fast: how can I beliveve you
SoupSoupAD: can i fuck and leave, its just a booty call
SoupSoupAD: ?
Uhad2much2fast: that's all I wnt
SoupSoupAD: ok cool
SoupSoupAD: directions?
Uhad2much2fast: **********
Uhad2much2fast: **********
SoupSoupAD: you're not gonna pass out, are you?
Uhad2much2fast: not untl aftre you pleSAE ME
SoupSoupAD: haaaaa
Uhad2much2fast: LEAVE SOON CAN'T STAY UP TOO LATE
SoupSoupAD: work tomorrow?
Uhad2much2fast: of course
Uhad2much2fast: you too right?
SoupSoupAD: yeah
SoupSoupAD: thats kinda why i wanted to fuck and leave
Uhad2much2fast: you can crash but must leave erly
Uhad2much2fast: or right after, your choice
SoupSoupAD: better off leaving, i dont want to bring all my shit for work
Uhad2much2fast: well come no
SoupSoupAD: ok
Uhad2much2fast: only my bday for one hour more
SoupSoupAD: haaaaaaaa
Uhad2much2fast: are you coming now
SoupSoupAD: yes
Uhad2much2fast: call me when you're on the ****** I'll direct u from there
SoupSoupAD: ok
Uhad2much2fast: have you left yet
SoupSoupAD: im waiting for you to give me the number
Uhad2much2fast: **********
Uhad2much2fast: how can I trust you
Uhad2much2fast: when are you leaving
SoupSoupAD: im leaving in 5 mins
Uhad2much2fast: call me from the first pkway so I know I should bother to shower
SoupSoupAD: ok
Uhad2much2fast: sign off so I know you're gone
SoupSoupAD: i can't, im getting a file
Uhad2much2fast: blah blah hurry
Uhad2much2fast: you won't make it by 12
SoupSoupAD: on my way
Uhad2much2fast: what time realisticlly
SoupSoupAD: how far are you from the midtown tunnel?
Uhad2much2fast: 10 min
Uhad2much2fast: is that how you['re going
SoupSoupAD: so i can be there in like 30-40 mins tops
SoupSoupAD: yes
SoupSoupAD: im right outside the lincoln tunnel
Uhad2much2fast: **********
SoupSoupAD: literally 20 blocks from the lincoln
Uhad2much2fast: *********
Uhad2much2fast: *************
Uhad2much2fast: *******
Uhad2much2fast: ************
Uhad2much2fast: then call me
Uhad2much2fast: I expect you by 11:45
SoupSoupAD: sound do-able
SoupSoupAD: leaving now
Uhad2much2fast: k, getting in shower
Uhad2much2fast: so you'll call in 30?
SoupSoupAD: yes
Uhad2much2fast: fuck me over and you'll regret it
SoupSoupAD: wow
Uhad2much2fast: TELL NO ONE
SoupSoupAD: of course not
Uhad2much2fast: SEE YOU IN 40



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wow, just when you think people are as low as they can go, they manage to move another notch lower.

that's really mean dude

I call bullshit. I can fake an IM too. You've just obviously had more practice at It.

Nicey nice

so are you going?

You might be able to fake it, but she did make this same request in chat with people watching

just to preface this, she asked the whole chatroom before she IMed me.....

Uhad2much2fast has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD: hey trish
stickysituation2: hey
SoupSoupAD: hey suzie
Uhad2much2fast: ahem
JoShRoBoT v 5 has entered the room.
Uhad2much2fast: anything you want to say to me?
SoupSoupAD: hey jayz
SoupSoupAD: ummm, hi
SoupSoupAD: oh look at that
SoupSoupAD: happy birthday!
JoShRoBoT v 5: yo
triciaj76: hi
LZMF1 has entered the room.
triciaj76: happy birthday
Uhad2much2fast: T'S MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
SoupSoupAD: HAPPY FUCKING BIRTHDAY
Uhad2much2fast: THAT'S RIGHT BEAtch
Uhad2much2fast: too drunk too chat]
SoupSoupAD: BEACH!
Uhad2much2fast: must get laid
SoupSoupAD: come on over
Uhad2much2fast: good night
GodIheads Lament has entered the room.
SoupSoupAD: nite
LZMF1 has left the room.
Uhad2much2fast: need dick in queens
SoupSoupAD: hey gomes
SoupSoupAD: queens dont fuck women
SoupSoupAD: they're into men
Uhad2much2fast: forget you then
SoupSoupAD: im not a queen
Uhad2much2fast: will you come to the borogh
SoupSoupAD: sure
Uhad2much2fast: hurry getting late
SoupSoupAD: queens midtown tunnel is only 20 mins away
Uhad2much2fast: come nbow b4 me sober
triciaj76: it's only 2 minutes away from me
SoupSoupAD: i woundnt fuck me sober either

I'm guessing she's probably not coming back.

PS. I'm telling your girlfriend.

tell my gf what??? i didnt do anything!

that's some funny shit!

you're all awful awful people and you're gonna burn in hell



















it is funny though

damn i'm down right prophetic.

crx girl Wrote:you're all awful awful people and you're gonna burn in hell



















it is funny though

yes it is.



Edited By goatweed on 1058846187

Echo

i've decided to go fuck sleeper in the best tub in NYC instead. sorry suzie, he made me an offer i couldnt refuse.

diceisgod Wrote:Echo

thanks - I didn't scroll all the way down.

my tub is rather amazing

Except for all the cum covered hairballs in the drain.