07-25-2003, 01:38 AM
As a peace offering to Keyser, I would like to give him an original song that he may perform on one of those nights when he feels like making the millions of Project Psuedo fans rock. It was inspired by my next door neighbor, not the one who gets yelled at and beaten by her black boyfriend every night, but the one on the other side. The hot, 30-year old chick with the long blond hair, the high heels, and titties that'll make you sit up and beg for buttermilk, ass like a ten year old boy. It's entitled "My Next Door Neighbor"
"My Next Door Neighbor"
I go outside one mid-summer's evening
and someone's washing their Ford
I do a double-take, could my eyes be deceiving?
A sexy lady right next doooooooooooooooor?
I sit at work alone thinking about her
Watching time pass slowly on the clock....
Wanna get home so that I may ponder
Banging the hottest chick on mah block!
Cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuck mah next door neigh-bor!
I want her on my coooooooock...
I'll give her something she will always sav-or!
I wanna maaaaaaaake her roooooooooock!
Every night, when I get home from the job
I see her out walking her doooooooooog
I'm thinking "She could be polishing mah knob!
We'd make the windows fill with fooooooooooog!"
Cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuck mah next door neigh-bor!
I want her on my coooooooock...
I'll give her something she will always sav-or!
I wanna maaaaaaaake her roooooooooock!
YEAH!
I wanna eat her, gimme something to taste!
I wanna filll herrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss!
I wanna bust a load in right in her face!
God, please let me bang that laaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss!
And then one night, she comes knockin' at mah door,
asks if I'd stop by and fix her cab-le....
Before I know it, why, that lil whooooooore!
She's sucking my dick, as much as she's aaaaaaaaaaabllllllllllllllllle!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED MAH NEXT DOOR NEIGH-BOR!
SHE WAS SITTING ON MAH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
I GAVE HER, SOMETHING TO SAV-OR!
WE MADE HER APARTMENT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
YEAH, I FUCKKKKKKKKKED MAH NEXT DOOR NEIGH-BOR!
TURNED ALL THE LIGHTS ON THE BLOOOOOOOCK!
AND NOW, IT'S EIGHT DAYS LAT-ER
So why's this wart on my coooooooooock?
"My Next Door Neighbor"
I go outside one mid-summer's evening
and someone's washing their Ford
I do a double-take, could my eyes be deceiving?
A sexy lady right next doooooooooooooooor?
I sit at work alone thinking about her
Watching time pass slowly on the clock....
Wanna get home so that I may ponder
Banging the hottest chick on mah block!
Cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuck mah next door neigh-bor!
I want her on my coooooooock...
I'll give her something she will always sav-or!
I wanna maaaaaaaake her roooooooooock!
Every night, when I get home from the job
I see her out walking her doooooooooog
I'm thinking "She could be polishing mah knob!
We'd make the windows fill with fooooooooooog!"
Cuzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I wanna fuuuuuuuuuuck mah next door neigh-bor!
I want her on my coooooooock...
I'll give her something she will always sav-or!
I wanna maaaaaaaake her roooooooooock!
YEAH!
I wanna eat her, gimme something to taste!
I wanna filll herrrrrr aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaasss!
I wanna bust a load in right in her face!
God, please let me bang that laaaaaaaaaaaaasssssssss!
And then one night, she comes knockin' at mah door,
asks if I'd stop by and fix her cab-le....
Before I know it, why, that lil whooooooore!
She's sucking my dick, as much as she's aaaaaaaaaaabllllllllllllllllle!
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
I FUCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKED MAH NEXT DOOR NEIGH-BOR!
SHE WAS SITTING ON MAH COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
I GAVE HER, SOMETHING TO SAV-OR!
WE MADE HER APARTMENT ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCK!
YEAH, I FUCKKKKKKKKKED MAH NEXT DOOR NEIGH-BOR!
TURNED ALL THE LIGHTS ON THE BLOOOOOOOCK!
AND NOW, IT'S EIGHT DAYS LAT-ER
So why's this wart on my coooooooooock?