so alkey is looking for a date?
i wouldnt put it past him.
i think roses would be a start
start by taking me out to dinner and a movie.
trow a burger down yer throat and rent a porn?
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That reminds me of a little story...
A man goes to the proctologist, complaining of pains in his ass. Doc says "ok let's have a look" and the man assumes the position. He straps on his gloves and begins the examination, and immediately pulls a rose out of the patient's ass.
"Wow, I can see why you were in pain."
"Yeah, in hindsight, I should've used carnations."
The doctor shrugs, and resumes his inspection. He discovers a second rose, then a third, and so on, until a dozen long stem roses have been successfully removed from his patient's ass. He says, "I may be overstepping my bounds as a physician, but I have to ask, what were you doing with a dozen roses in your ass?"
The patient turns his head, he smiles and says, "I guess you haven't found the card I wrote you."
Ok yeah, that sucked...
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i doubt the card smellz like roses
You can get paid for that??? I've been duped.
How much is a house in Maui? And specify "often"?
Once doesn't make it often. You of all people should support that theory.
Couple of more times, and then it'd be a little easier, tight ass. :thumbs-up:
Thank you for sharing that. Good luck with him.
ahh, jealousy will get you nowhere. Keyser is just a sex object. He's doesn't mean anything to me.
I don't do sloppy seconds. Whore.
Actually, you'd be thirds. Know your place. :10: