If Jesus had attended the original Woodstock.
Do you think he would've sang along with Country Joe McDonalds "Vietnam Song"?
No. He would have been too busy trying to get laid.
Edited By Weird NJ on 1060137878
he would have done the brown acid
Then banging some sluts by the Pôrto pottys.
Turned the rain into wine.
Then be brought up on charges for hundreds of deaths due to alchohol poisoning.
Would you give Jesus the death penalty if you were a juror?
depends on what lawyer he got.
A good Jew Liar would get him off for the right coin.
But, him being a smelly homeless jobless hippie nothing. They'd gas his ass in a NY minute.
jesus died for your merlot