I'm like crazy sexy cool and shit!
usually cant go wrong with good old levi's
Gap does make decent 1969 jeans.
Which one is the weed pocket?
No weed shall ever be stored and possibly lost in these pants of doom. I won't chance it.
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you're supposed to use the pocket by the crotch for weed, so i hear
Danked has snatch panties? :26:
Now let's you just drop them pants.
I like my cargo pants cause they have pockets that are just big enough to carry 7"s
Danked Wrote:The shirt I am wearing is from the GAP. I am so deliciously trendy today.
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13 pockets? Why would any normal person need so many pockets? You know there are poor children in thrid world countries who dream of having one stinking pocket, and you have to go hoarding 13 of them? You have no shame.
I think Danked should cut a few of those pockets off and send them to Sally Struthers.
No way he'll do that. Guys like Danked are all the same. I bet he uses a razor with three blades too.
A razor is a device which costs about as much as a slightly used Geo Metro with at minimum 37 blades which you then use to make sticky places on your face so the little squares of toilet paper have something to adhere to.
Actually, Gillette is (no lie) coming out with a four-blade razor called the 'Quattro' which I believe is Italian for 'expensive'.
why not use Nair on the face? It won't grow back, right?
Although it reminds me of a Mad magazine cartoon I once saw, I'd probably give the Quattro a shot.
i just got that schick think with the jewel song where you just need water, it's cool cos my shower's likke 2 feet square
Two words, hot wax
Nothing like pouring molten plastic on your skin then yanking it off. God I'm glad I was born male
funny how jewel is making fun of the commercialization of music in that song and then uses it to sell razors.