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So I bought these pants at Old Navy the other day. These are no ordinary pants, mind you... these are uber-pants. Cargo to the extreme. If pants could reach enlightenment, these pants would be saying "Buddha who?" then they'd go Ommmmmmmmm.

My pants have 13 pockets! Astounding! Yes!

Two in the back, two on the sides, and several assorted sized pockets with either zippers or buttons to seal them.

"Who needs 13 pockets... seriously?" you ask. Well, I don't know to be honest. At most, I can make use of 4 or 5 on a daily basis. Wallet goes in the back right, cell phone in the bottom left leg, pack of Camels in the side right, and a lighter and pocket change in any other pocket of my choosing.

Upon donning my pants for the day, I realized that these pants, these uber-pants, what I might've called the greatest pants in the world, had come with a terrible curse. While I may have my specific pocket designations in order, it's the little things that I store in haste and promptly forget where I hid them.

That $20 I borrowed for lunch? Oh geez.... hold on.... it's here somewhere.... maybe the one with the zipper?

My lighter? ...not in the pocket it's supposed to be in.

My house keys.... those should have been in the one with the zipper.... I hope they didn't fall out of one the other ones. Wait... let me see if they fell out in the car.

I don't have time to frantically search every pocket for that desperately needed item. These pants, well they just won't do.

I told you so.

i like just regular jeans with 4 pockets. my cargo shorts are good though cause they have a little pocket on the outside of the cargo pocket that my cell phone fits in nicely.

Weird NJ Wrote:I told you so.

May you one day trip and fall into one of my pockets of doom and disappear forever.

Quote:Wallet goes in the back right

you're making it easier for the pickpockets out there.

But there's 2 buttons to seal that pocket with!!! I'd like to see the pick pocket that could crack through that kind of security.

oh, I thought it was only 1 button - 2 makes a world of difference. That's like Fort Knox!

I bought a paid of those Dockers khaki cargo pants, with the long phone pocket but they sucked - the phone felt so uncomfortable, and the pants didn't fit very well.

you need pockets with encryption.

you have raver pants, raver

go party with maynard :5:



Edited By HedCold on 1060029329

These pants must be destroyed.

which pocket do you put your glowsticks and ecstacy in?

The one on my right leg with the zipper... no, wait... the one on the other side with the padlock... fuck! Wait...

Old Navy makes me feel old - anytime I go in there, it seems the average age of a customer is 12 - and what scares me more is if I see a hot 12 year old ass, I stare at it

oh nevermind, i guess i can't read too



Edited By HedCold on 1060030183

i dont wear old navy. i prefer express jeans.

express men is the gayest store ever.

R.I.P. Structure

structure is good, but kinda overpriced. I stick with Levi's 569 jeans, they never let me down.

The shirt I am wearing is from the GAP. I am so deliciously trendy today.

What a fucking poseur.