IrishAlkey Wrote:Fag.
Clit nibbler
Yes, I'm straight.
You're gonna' make me cry.
diceisgod Wrote:You're just not gonna fit in around here then.
Now
that made me laugh.
You should watch and learn from Dice, Alkey.
Either this Hoon character is a complete idiot, or he plays one on TV.
Be quiet.
He's sending you checks.
I'd play the role of your husband on tv...
But children turn me off and and I can't bring myself to choke you in front of them.
I think it means he want to fuck you while wearing a Barney outfit.
How about I just choke you with a banjo string?
Just finished jerking off to Deliverance?
Close.
I just finished practicing with my bluegrass band.
That's what you call your balls, dick and asshole?
No...I call them 'weapons of mass destruction'
I'm in dealings with Libya now.
I bet we couldn't find yours either.
Affirmative.
They would be buried deep inside 'the chick on the left'
I don't think she likes you.
That's not what she wrote on my dirty windshield.
I bet Jack would think that was a zinger.
Ahhh..
But your signature pic probes unexplored areas of comedy.