CDIH

So I suck at spelling. Jeez, If that was a crime, half of you would be hanged.

Quote:wanna wrestle sometime?

guess i'll have to be on top since you can't get it up.

IT BOTHERED ME OK?!?!

I fixed "it". Are you happy now? I blame my stupid ex-girlfriend. She told me I was wrong for not doing it.

what a twat

why are you liistening to your ex-girlfriend, let alone any girlfriend, anyway?

Because she was smarter than me, and I thought she was right. I feel like such a puppet.

Well, get her hands out of your ass, and get your hands around you package, and everything will workout.

well, I didn't need to touch my package all that much, becuase I had her. See how that works?

Do you have her now?

ouch

I wasn't trying to be hurtful. I just want you to play with your cock and balls.

^ hurtful

^ sexy

so noone wants to cup my balls? fuckers!!!

^ cups

its a sympathy cup though, it's just not the same.

nice smooth hands you have, btw.

sorry, i was at work, but i'm here now

too late.