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i can fart and fart all i want and no one will be the wiser :banana: :banana: :banana:

You wait for other people to leave to fart? Let me ask you, does your vagina ache a lot when it's humid too, you big girl.

i just spilled water all over and no one was there to make fun of me for it
it was nice, yet unsatisfying at the same time

you're more of a chick than joobies.

Doc Wrote:You wait for other people to leave to fart? Let me ask you, does your vagina ache a lot when it's humid too, you big girl.

i would fart then walk away actually

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YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN!!!!!!!!!!

one time i was completely alone in the office and did mosh moves

No man, you have to play 'bomber command' with the interns. You walk up to them and pretend like you're asking them something serious, then rip one and run away so as not to get caught in the ensuing fallout. We would do this all the time at my old job, especially fun after White Castle day for lunch.

so the next time someone comes up to me to say hi then quickly gets away i'll now why

its funny watching these guys near me stand around talking about things they have to do

its like a bunch of kids trying to plan teams and rules for a game of football

Quote:one time i was completely alone in the office and did mosh moves

pussy! I bring the mosh to work even if the office is full

i once stagedived on my boss, it was amazing

did he break out spin kicks on you?

my boss floorpunches the office on a daily basis

Just lean up against them and fart on them.

HedCold Wrote:did he break out spin kicks on you?

no, he died

thats some crucial mosh justice right there

my boss is more hardcore than your boss.

HedCold Wrote:thats some crucial mosh justice right there

i don't fuck around!

The workplace is tough, wear a cup