...and now it looks like I wet myself. :9:
wet a paper towel and try to pat it clean, or else it will stain.
I should really keep an extra pair of pants in the car.
I used to do that, but then they would smell like the trunk - and who wants to wear pants that smell awful?
Who wants to wear pants that look like they are incontinent?
Good call. I need some coffee.
I fixed it. I took a permanent marker, drew arrows to the various stains, and wrote COFFEE, so that people would know the difference.
I also bought more creamer.
Everything is right in the world again.
So now people think you're either a complete clutz, or you lack bladder control and are a liar. I suggest quitting your job.
I left a question mark next to a stain of suspicious origin.
One time I forgot to do the follow up jiggle and not only did it look like I pissed myself...I did.
I'm beginning to realize your problems go slightly deeper than stained pants
i did that at a party a few weeks ago
looked like i wet myself.
if it's brown people won't think you wet yourself.
They'll think you had an assplosion.
that happens when I wash up in the restroom at work - there's always water on the sink, and when I bend to wash up I get my pants wet, giving the illusion I pissed myself. It's annoying.
We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.
Let's all just admit it.
Danked Wrote:We are a bunch of incontinent internet geeks.
Let's all just admit it.
Who is the
we you speak of?
He meant to say incompetent..
I see right through his cover-up. :-(