08-19-2003, 11:34 PM
Associated Press
New York, NY-August 18, 2003
According to highly reliable sources, evidence has surfaced that Cold Day in Hell moderator candidate The Sleeper is not as negative and cynical as previously thought.
In fact, sources have obtained evidence that Mr. Sleeper is actually a fun-lovin, ray of sunshine who looks at each new day as an unwrapped present waiting to be opened. Such startling evidence that he is all rainbows and lolipops could derail his current campaign, which seems to have found the success that previous campaigns have utterly lacked.
One source cites eyewitness testimony that Mr. Sleeper took a bottle of Glaceau Vitamin Water out of his refrigerator during a small gathering at his apartment, and commented aloud "Hmm, there's still a lil bit left." This statement shocked onlookers, expecting him to state "God dammit, I'm almost out!" Instead, they were treated to a version of Mr. Sleeper that was previously thought to have not existed, one who is a "glass is half full" type of guy.
"I can't believe it. It's not possible." said one alleged Sleeper fan who chose to remain nameless when interviewed about the recent turn of events. "That someone so full of scorn and bitterness regarding the world around him could actually find hope in the world... I mean, if its true, then it's obvious that he has been playing us for utter fools for the past few years."
Edited By The Jays on 1061336461
New York, NY-August 18, 2003
According to highly reliable sources, evidence has surfaced that Cold Day in Hell moderator candidate The Sleeper is not as negative and cynical as previously thought.
In fact, sources have obtained evidence that Mr. Sleeper is actually a fun-lovin, ray of sunshine who looks at each new day as an unwrapped present waiting to be opened. Such startling evidence that he is all rainbows and lolipops could derail his current campaign, which seems to have found the success that previous campaigns have utterly lacked.
One source cites eyewitness testimony that Mr. Sleeper took a bottle of Glaceau Vitamin Water out of his refrigerator during a small gathering at his apartment, and commented aloud "Hmm, there's still a lil bit left." This statement shocked onlookers, expecting him to state "God dammit, I'm almost out!" Instead, they were treated to a version of Mr. Sleeper that was previously thought to have not existed, one who is a "glass is half full" type of guy.
"I can't believe it. It's not possible." said one alleged Sleeper fan who chose to remain nameless when interviewed about the recent turn of events. "That someone so full of scorn and bitterness regarding the world around him could actually find hope in the world... I mean, if its true, then it's obvious that he has been playing us for utter fools for the past few years."
Edited By The Jays on 1061336461
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