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Galt Wrote:Kid's just upset because cops rape him with broomsticks.

I think you wanted plungers on that one.

Danked Wrote:My god! Cabbies are worse...

I've said too much already!

actually, now that you mention it, me and my friend were taking a cab the other night. i don't remember what we were talking about but the cabbie suddenly starts asking did we just say we were gonna go have sex. then he asks if we're boyfriend and girlfriend, even though we're both girls. so he's all laughing, and i'm just sitting there in shock and my friend starts yelling at him, we're a block away from where we're going anyway so she says just let us out but he won't stop. so we get to where we're going and get out, she throws 5 bucks at him and we get out. so then, we're trying to cross the street and he's all pissed off and yelling and he tries to run us over. i think he didn't see the money, i dunno, but the fare was only 3.90 so if we hadn't been in such a hurry we woulda thrown exact change at him.

there, that was my freaky story for the night

was this julee?

Maybe we'll see it on Taxicab Confessions.

Did he hand you a release form at any point?

actually, since they didnt fool around it probably wont make the cut for HBO.

it actually wasn't julee, but if you'd prefer to pretend it was for your sick fantasies then go right ahead


and i think he was just hoping for some taxicab confessions but there were no release forms

What I mean is that if you get convicted, your insurance is gonna go way up. Especially since you're a Jersey driver. That's what I meant.

but he already said he wasn't convicted, he just got a ticket

how do you get a ticket for driving under the legal limit?

No one told me this loophole. I always thought if I could pass a field sobriety test, I was in the clear.

you'd think, if you blow into a breathalizer and it shows that you're under the legal limit, you wouldn't get carted off to spend the night in jail

You can be too intoxicated to drive if you're really fucking jumpy from all the caffeine you just consumed. I think the .08 is supposed to be an automatic Get Into Jail Free card, but if you're a real lightweight and you get drunk off of one beer, then you shouldn't drive after that one beer!

this is horeshit.

The next time I decide to take the lives of every other person on the street by intentionally impairing my abilities and slowing my reflexes but not quite enough to fail the breathalizer, if they try and treat me like I did something wrong, I'm gonna be hella pissed.

I swear my A/B level was over 20 a couple of times and the cops just told me to go right home or took my keys from me and made me walk. I've hit parked cars and ran and got home in one piece. Or I'd just wake up in the morning and have no idea how i got home, look out the window and see my car there....whew. Your luck sucks, chief.

that's because Philly cops are pussies.

Karma's a bitch.

Did they give you the breathalyzer right away, or did they wait a while? I could have sworn there was a rule that they have to wait something like 20 minutes to give you a breathalyzer after they pull you over because if you just had a drink right before then, the alcohol in your mouth and throat would give a false high reading. That extra time lets that alcohol dissapate so all the alcohol in your breath comes from your blood.

substance addiction is a bitch

moderation and not getting caught are key.

Suzie Wrote:Karma's a bitch.

great. he had his comeuppance. Can we all just be friends now?