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cream cheese with the scallions in it or lox pieces rules

What is lox? I always hear it, but was never really interested enough to ask.

its a jewish salmon

How can you tell if the salmon is jewish?

its circumcized, duh

Hee hee! Good one, bob hope.

i think i was more the groucho to your chico.

do they wear yarmulkas?

shut up zeppo

Ha! She spelled beanie wrong!
I think you were more dean martin to my jerry lewis.

i used to watch those infomercials for the dean martin roasts constantly.

no way, i looked it up

i used to like cottage cheese with pineapple when i was a kid

i hate cream cheese. any kind. i won't eat any of it.

Cream cheese makes me poo like the dickens

I just wanted to share that.

Carry on

What are dickens, and why do they do so much stuff that people copy?

Isn't that a turtleneck / t-shirt hybrid? Oh, wait, that's a 'dickey'.

Nevermind, my bad

turtlenecks are gay.

So are people named 'Goatweed'

Oh snap. I bet he thinks yo mamma is fat,too.

she is.