CDIH

1. Longevity
2. [censored]
3. ambisexuality

Enough

4. The dice video

DIG is upset he didn't start this thread.

5. The IrishAlkey Winecellar

Is that where we keep the porn?

I'm sorry, that's classified.

6. ^%*&(&%$# [code]

Pfft...

I'll jerk off sans stimulation!

7. Perpetual self-sufficient erotica

You use such pretty words.

I now have stimulation.

[http://www.pictureofadeadhorse.com/gettingbeaten.jpg]

Your link is broken.

7. Mutual gratification, ooh

& 8. Self-gratification w/ barn animals

I deny #8

You're very sweet when you're indignant.

I'm a very indignified individual.

For some reason the word "indignance" make me feel uncomfortable. Reminds me of a girl named Nancy that offered to stick her finger up my ass while she blew me. She was just trying to be nice. I almost feel bad for punching her in the face. Btw I just lied several times in this post.

The part about Nancy being a girl is lie numero uno.

Well I thought that was a strange looking "finger"