09-10-2003, 08:48 PM
Woke up feeling a little groggy this morning. Slept really deeply due to the cool weather. Performed my morning abolutions and then sat down to a hearty breakfast. I had waffles and turkey bacon with a big glass of fresh squeezed orange juice. I put on my grey suit and my red power tie and left for the office. The subway was crowded as per usual. I looked on every person on the subway with contempt. They are all animals and peasants. Arrived at work ten minutes early, as per usual, and enjoyed a cup of coffee while reading some reports of yesterdays market activity. After my coffee I got down to work. I am currently researching Steel exports in terms of volume and distribution from Asian nations. While this may sound interesting, it is not. I was soon daydreaming about the really hot secretary down the hall and of the almost infinite ways I would like to violate her. Two hours later I returned from this reverie and started to make plans for lunch. I called an old college buddy who works downtown and we decided to share our lunch hour at a favorite restaurant near his office. Lunch came and went without incident other than finding out from my friend that a mutual friend of ours had become pregnant. I am quite happy for her and know that she will make a good mother. I returned to my office and continued my research. Four o'clock arrived and I decided that I needed to share this , and all, of my wonderful days with you, the reader.