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I'm getting married October 12 for the first time. I thought cold feet didn't start until the day of... but I'm planning all kinds of illegal and violent things to avoid it.

sounds like you're off to a healthy start

i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you.

sleeper?

sleeper is a jew?

i think he's half a jew

i was thinking of someone else. someone jewier.

whackbagkid?

he does live on the upper east side, doesn't get much jewier than that

I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by women

Quote:i know this nice jewish boy who would be perfect for you

Who anyway?

Maybe I'll just get me another bottle of wine.

Splatterpunk Wrote:I should have stayed in California, where I was chased mostly by women

that doesn't sound so bad

It wasn't really. Is Gonz a jew?

he is

Thought he was half a Jew.

There I go then. Champagne for everyone. And please send Gonz up when he gets home. I'm drawing his bath.

One of you will have to dispose of my other husband please thanks.

i don't know that i approve of this

Do I need a blood test or something?

So you're saying I have until october 12th to close this deal?

I've had worse ultimatums.