CDIH

You lazy mods never change them.

Be creative or get the fuck out of my life.

you shoulda posted this in the golden age, when statuses defined your position in life.

I almost died.

Humor me.

FU to your blood clots

You ended this thread quickly.

Impressive.

I gave you all I had over the phone, what more do you want!!!

Sorry I am not as cool as your other e-friends!!

Let's double team Splat and call it a year.

I can make you feel at home and reply with an emoticon.

Palestinians would kill you if they had the chance.

Enjoy your new status

This is harsh even for you.

Is there no pleasing you?

I don't deserve this.

weeeeeeee

At least i didn't fuck her.

IrishAlkey Wrote:At least i didn't fuck her.

you finally get to use that line on someone else :thumbs-up:

Nobody invited you to this party.

that last part of your status was not my doing.

do all your parties have 2 or less people?